What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 16:48

Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.